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domka191

Widzicie czasem takie opisy przedmiotów na subecie, że zjezdzacie z krzesła? Wklejcie je tutaj, pośmiejemy się razem xD

Udder Belt:
"OMG You pervert. I cannot believe you are running around flashing your udders at people. OH NO HE DID NOT JUST WIGGLE THEM AT ME. MUMMY. POLICEMAN. HALP. HALLLLP!!!"

Udder Hat:
"You have a little udder in your hair. (How did /that/ get there? You naughty thing. You were rubbing cows with the top of your head again, werent you? You know, mamma always said not to rub cows with your head because someday youd end up with an udderbrain. Well. Now look at yo- AGH. YOU FREAK. YOU JUST SQUIRTED ME IN THE EYE WITH MILK FROM YOUR HEAD UDDER. FREAAAAAK.)

EDIT: niech ktoś bloknie temat, znalazłam na subetowym forum cały wątek xD